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« Reply #405 on: November 03, 2008, 09:58:55 AM »
so after 3 days the LtDan was attracted to the smell?
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« Reply #406 on: November 03, 2008, 10:46:05 AM »
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does your hole smell like fish?




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The funniest thing about it was how nobody touched it for 3 days


OMG this is wrong, very very wrong

you both should sit in the corner~!
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Treat the earth well: it was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors, we borrow it from our Children

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« Reply #407 on: November 03, 2008, 10:57:08 AM »
hmmm, I smell more fish
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« Reply #408 on: November 03, 2008, 11:23:03 AM »
sounds personal


grrrrr baby!!
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« Reply #409 on: November 03, 2008, 11:47:54 AM »
tiger fish? or was that some other kind of cat?
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« Reply #410 on: November 03, 2008, 03:36:10 PM »
If she is fishing....then that means there is available water....
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« Reply #411 on: November 04, 2008, 01:13:53 AM »
i wouldn't swim in that river if you paid me, LOL!

but OMG you two are so grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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« Reply #412 on: November 04, 2008, 08:57:01 AM »
Hyway how many "wet wipes" would it take for you to feel "better" about the whole proposition (LOL). One of my hiking buddies went on a one month trip on the AT with his "girlfriend". Sadly there was a week long stretch without access to "shower" facilities....
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« Reply #413 on: November 04, 2008, 09:25:39 AM »
There is always the golden variety




but I would rather go natural
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« Reply #414 on: November 04, 2008, 11:41:46 AM »
wait.......what's the golden variety?
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« Reply #415 on: November 04, 2008, 11:48:05 AM »
Golden showers. I hear its so decadent, but keep in mind that All that is gold does not glitter.
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« Reply #416 on: November 04, 2008, 11:57:27 AM »
OMG!  I never should have asked.
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« Reply #417 on: November 04, 2008, 01:16:22 PM »
Note:

Keep rain gear handy when in the company of HyWay.
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« Reply #418 on: November 04, 2008, 11:32:57 PM »
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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« Reply #419 on: November 05, 2008, 07:28:19 AM »
LOL...on the top of the list of "golden memories" was the afternoon my unit was set up (we had accomplished 3 of 4 objectives for the operation by Saturday around noon) taking a much needed break. The Sgt sent my spotter and I down to the river to watch for anyone coming up river. The current was so strong we figured it wouldn't happen but we set up our ghille mesh and camoflagued ourselves in a small depression on the side of the river.

About 15 minutes after we got there my spotter taps my elbow and points "up river". I turned and there was one of our officers, a female Captain down at the river. She was looking around real closely and then we watched as she pulled off her web gear, reached into her butt pack and pulled out a small towel and some soap.

She stripped down and was wearing this body suit looking thing (like spandex) and she proceeded to wade into the water and wash off. We were in shock and being college kids just were speechless.

After a couple of minutes I feel something against my elbow, it was MSGT Gonzales, I looked at him and raised my eyebrows and he whispered "I miss my wife so much right now."
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