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Author Topic: Hiker Confessional  (Read 27882 times)
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« on: March 31, 2008, 03:02:22 PM »

OK. This is needed. This is where you did something unorthodox on the trail.



Last year, I had a cardinal wilderness sin and lost my map somewhere off trail in Desolation Wilderness.

For penance, I picked up every piece of trash I could find on the way out.
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« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 04:16:42 PM »

I had a small stuff sack disappear - presumable blew away in the Flattops Wilderness last summer.

I've since collected lots of trash in Rocky Mtn NP and elsewhere.
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« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 05:49:03 PM »

A couple years ago, I had sex on the trail.  I made up for it by having sex off the trail.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 06:44:05 AM »

i once peed 99.5 feet from a stream instead of the recomended 100 feet
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 07:23:00 AM »

For two years I signed in in the North Carolina Forests as Eric Rudolph.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 10:01:38 AM »

LOL! Honestly.
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 10:44:14 AM »

I ogled gemini's butt for 5 miles while we hiked up to Mt Sterling fire tower.
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 11:18:21 AM »

Perfect.

All who come to the LO Confessional arrive dirty and leave clean.

Wait, the pope is supposed to be offering pardons.

Oh POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPE...
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 02:14:50 PM »

I really did pee in that spring so many years ago.
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 02:34:56 PM »

I knew it!
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 02:41:51 PM »

Yes Ped..Honestly...apparently they really never checked those sign ins all that Da#n closely
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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 10:12:40 AM »

That is funny.  And when I wrote "honestly" I meant that honestly laughing out loud.

It would have been a hoot if they'd launched a search.
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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 10:32:16 AM »

The truth is they more or less knew "where" he was. The problem was when he would break in a rob a house the Feds would treat the homeowners like criminals. A friend of mine is actually a US Marshal and he said the ATF agents who interviewed his Parents was a blithering idiot. So I am guessing they knew it was not Eric. (LOL)
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 11:35:21 AM »

The last time I climbed Gothics, I used the cables to aid me on the descent in dry conditions.
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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 11:45:04 AM »

For SHAME!!!!
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