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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 11:23:21 AM »
Antelope, huh?

I suppose the Water Buffalo would have been way too big.

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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 12:36:59 PM »
Yeah, the Antelop is certainly more like me.
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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 12:56:33 AM »
Without a map and navigation system I would probably get lost in the Water Buffalo.
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 02:14:11 PM »
Perhaps a "guide" could be of help in the Water Buffalo.
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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 03:11:42 PM »
MarkO's been lost in a few sheep, but perhaps not a Water Buffalo.
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2009, 08:38:53 AM »
As things are, Water Buffalo seems a real possiblity, or getting trampled by one. Aren't water buffalo one of the most dangerous animals in South Africa?
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2009, 10:20:42 AM »
In the bush crocodiles and hippos are the most feared, apparently.

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientous scientist,
Trustees said he never bungles,
And sent him off to distant jungles.

One day, while sitting by the Nile,
He remarked he'd missed his wife a while.
She had, a guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an aligator.

Professor Twist could not but smile,
'You mean,' he said, 'a crocodile.'
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2009, 10:45:02 AM »
Right. Just put hippos and alligators on my list of "harmful things in the bush best to be avoided". I think I have nearly everthing and everybody on my list now.
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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2009, 12:46:03 PM »
Hyenas and dingos
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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2009, 12:54:03 PM »
I smote MarkO because he always deserves one.

Gremlin gets an approvavl because he's from Canada and has enough problems.
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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2009, 01:39:38 PM »
Yeah, eh?
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2009, 11:58:58 AM »
I smote Gremlin so he won't look like a wimp.
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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2009, 01:09:32 PM »
You're right and, because of that, here's one for you.

BTW has anyone smote Matt besides me?

Pussies!
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2009, 11:27:46 AM »
"harmful things in the bush best to be avoided"

Mercy, I had better not say it for fear of being smote again!
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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2009, 12:09:43 PM »
Quote from: MarkO on April 05, 2009, 11:27:46 AM
"harmful things in the bush best to be avoided.

That's what penicillin is for.
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